If you’re a gamer who likes to play some cash games with the boys, chances are you’ve experienced your fair share of tweets. And hey, let’s be honest – maybe tweets are you!
If there’s anyone who knows a thing or two about giving and receiving small talk on the course, it’s him Subpar co-host Drew Stoltz. But in the last episode of Emergency 9presented by Cobra, he also shares the surefire antidote to any attempt to get under your skin: his Cobra OPTM driver.
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“Every band, no matter what, there’s always that one hater, that guy who’s always tweeting, always talking, always trying to get into your head,” Stoltz said. “Fortunately, with my OPTM driver and practicing getting into my head, I’ve become immune to hate.”
To prove his point, Stoltz demonstrated his new invincibility by lobbing a few single options—for himself! Some highlights:
“Hit me with one of those like back in Q-school.”
“Talk about sub-par…”
“Are you sure you don’t need to move up a box?”
“Alright, tell me why you left.”
Fortunately, with the OPTM driver in hand, there is no need to answer these thorns. Stoltz is able to let his records do the talking. When you hit nothing but lines, any criticism is softened very quickly.
“There’s nothing a hater hates more than a guy who can’t be fooled,” Stoltz said. “And luckily for me, with my new Cobra OPTM driver, I’ve become immune to hate.”
For more from Stoltz, watch the latest full episode of Emergency 9.

