Are you old enough to remember getting 24 small boxes of cereal in one big package?
Kellogg called it the “Kellogg’s Fun Pack,” and when mom brought one home, you knew you were going to be eating breakfast like a Rockefeller for the next three weeks.
In this spirit, we would like to offer Vice Golf a spoonful of ceremonial love to Fruit Loops for bringing the concept to the game we love. Hello, friends, to the solution to a problem you didn’t know you had: the Vice Golf Variety Pack.
Have you ever had to decide?
of Vice Golf Variety Pack it’s the same idea as Kellogg’s Fun Pack, only with golf balls instead of Frosted Flakes and Apple Jacks. It features eight Vice Golf ball sleeves. Each sleeve features three Vice golf balls bearing one of Vice’s signature colors or designs.
Vice is promoting the Variety Pack as a solution to a particularly vexing problem: which of Vice’s unique, colorful, or fun designs should you buy? Well, maybe it isn’t one disturbing problem. But if you struggle with commitment issues, the Variety Pack can ease your burden. After all, buying a dozen Vice Pro Air Cotton Candy balls if you’re really not sure you’re a cotton candy kind of person is the kind of stress I don’t need in my life.
If you get it wrong, well, you’re stuck with a dozen Vice golf balls you don’t like and you’ll have to buy a dozen different ones. In the world of problems, it’s not really a big problem. But that doesn’t mean you can’t offer a solution.
Vice Golf’s Variety Pack rewrites the math a bit. If there’s a ball you don’t like, then you only have to deal with three of them.
What’s in the Vice Golf Variety Pack?
of Vice Golf Variety Pack includes six ball sleeves already in the Vice catalog plus two special sleeves to be released soon. For now, only golfers enough to purchase the Variety Pack will have early access to the Vice Pro Royal Gold and Watermelon Bubblegum golf balls.
And that, friends, is a sentence I never thought I’d have the chance to write.
Anyway, here’s the Variety Pack summary.
First up is a Vice Pro Plus Ball Sleeve in Plain White. The Pro Plus is Vice’s four-piece ball with a molded urethane cover. Next is the three-piece Vice Pro, covered in urethane with the help of the Pro Pro Tracer stretcher.
Next up is the aforementioned Vice Pro Air Cotton Candy ball. The Vice Pro Air is a softer version of the Vice Pro, and the cotton candy pink-blue-purple gradient will have you reaching for your toothbrush by the time you hit the curve.
Also included is the Vice Tour Zap, Surlyn-covered Vice’s durable ball adorned with tiny lightning bolts for the electrician or San Diego Chargers fan in your life. There’s also the Vice Drive Yellow, Vice’s two-piece Surlyn ball built for distance seekers who love yellows, and the recently released Vice Pro Fireball with the help of the Pro Tracer scope.
Then we have the two pre-release models of Vice. The aforementioned Watermelon Bubblegum Vice Pro Ball is built for summer in pink and green. Royal Gold Vice Pro features a purple and gold gradient and is perfect for the Minnesota Viking fan in your life.
I suppose it would also be perfect for the LA Laker fan in your life. But if you have an LA Laker fan in your life, I’m not sure we can be friends. As a Celtics lifer, it just wasn’t going to work.
Vice Golf Variety Pack pricing and availability
So if the Vice Variety Pack sounds like the custom golf ball shopping solution you’ve been waiting for, we’ve got great news. It is available starting today on the Vice Golf website.
The Variety Pack includes the eight sleeves described above for a total of two dozen golf balls. It retails for $89.99.
