The “championship” fight of the century is upon us, with none other than Mahmoud Charr, the man who has spent more time dodging real contenders than throwing punches. The rounds for Charr vs. Pulev is scheduled for 20:00 GMT with the broadcast starting at 18:00 GMT live on DAZN.
Our illustrious “champion” Charr, fresh off his grueling two-year vacation – I mean, “training time” – graciously allows someone to challenge his dubious claim to the WBA’s “ordinary heavyweight” throne. How magnanimous of him to emerge from his cocoon of irrelevance!
Charr, the master of inactivity, will look to defend a title he barely earned against Kubrat “I’m Still Here” Pulev. It’s really impressive how Charr managed to keep that shiny belt while fighting absolutely nobody. Who needs real fights when you can just declare yourself champion in a courtroom, right?
It seems his most impressive record isn’t in the ring – it’s in the courtroom! That’s right folks, Charr has been winning more legal battles than actual fights lately. Who needs boxing gloves when you have a team of lawyers, right?
Our paper champion extraordinaire has truly revolutionized the sport. Why bother with bothersome things like training, facing top contenders, or, you know, actually boxing, when you can just litigate your way to the top? Charr’s groundbreaking strategy of using lawsuits instead of left hooks really shook up the heavyweight division.
It’s almost impressive how Charr managed to turn dodging real competition into a full-time legal career. He is probably more familiar with court stenographers than cornermen at this point. One has to wonder if he will enter the ring in Sofia wearing a suit and tie, ready to counter any punch Pulev throws his way.
So, as we approach this monumental “fight,” let’s all take a moment to appreciate Charr’s unique approach to boxing. He’s not just a champion, he’s a trailblazer – showing the world that with enough legal maneuvering, even the most inactive and irrelevant boxer can cling to a title belt.
Will Charr’s signature move – avoiding any credible opponent – ​​work against hometown hero Kubrat Pulev? Or will he shock the world by actually showing up and remembering how to box? The stress is killing us! (Not really.)
One thing is certain: this “championship” match for the WBA “ordinary” heavyweight title is going to be a masterclass in mediocrity. Don’t blink or you might miss Charr’s fleeting moment of relevance before he inevitably retreats into obscurity. It’s almost poetic how he’s managed to turn dodging real competition into an art form.
Will his courtroom skills translate to the ring on Saturday? Or will Pulev serve him up with a knuckle sandwich that no amount of legal jargon can defend against? Tune in to DAZN to witness this judicial…I mean, pugilistic spectacle!
Charr vs. Pulev fighting card
- Mahmoud Charr vs. Kubrat Pulev; Heavy weight
- Gleb Bakshi vs. Juan Manuel Taborda; Middle weight
- Peter Draganov vs Petar Draganov John Anthony Llanes; Super welterweight
- Mohammed Bekdash vs. Juan Rodolfo Juarez; Cruiser weight
- Pietro Loriga vs Marko Dmitrovic; Super lightweight
- Zdravko Popov vs. Rafael Amarillas Ortiz; Middle weight
- Paris Stavropoulos vs. Atilla Kayabasi? Lightweight
- Nikolay Chavdarov vs. Kalin Simeonov; Middle weight