Thai red curry
One of Thailand’s most delicious dishes. And since it is in Thailand (the disease is not in the open drain dishwasher in India), there is much less chance of ‘bleeding from the radiator’ in the middle of the night.
This award goes to the best red stuff in Thailand.
Winner: Ducati
On Saturday, MotoGP officially hit rock bottom in a sea of disappointment. All eight Ducati riders finished in the top eight positions.
A great result for the Bolognaise-based team. Terrifying for the audience.
Thai green curry
Like Thai red curry but a different color and not so good.
This award goes to the best green thing in Thailand.
Winner: Green Curds
Jorge Martin’s win in the sprint race raised a few eyebrows, as the Spaniard appeared to have crashed into the hated green corbs four times and had to accept a penalty. Second-placed Peco Bagnaia, well aware of the penalty for cranking the curb in his rental car, tried to do a ‘Jonathan Rea’ after the race by jumping Martin on the grass, claiming that his rival’s rider had quadrupled. On the green color and waiting for the punishment. hidden
But George was ultimately unpunished. why? It looks good that the Spaniard crossed the green curbs, but this does not mean that he gets an advantage, which means that not all green curbs are classified as green curbs.
So that’s nice and clear. I can’t understand why everyone hates it.
Phi Phi Islands
When the Leonardo DiCaprio movie ‘The Beach’ was released in 1996, the stunning Phi-Phi Islands were given a death sentence. After the movie, everyone wanted to visit the islands and tourism went into overdrive. Today the islands are hideous. Filled with sketchy tourist tats and sleazy Russian vacationers posting on Instagram while avoiding the draft.
This award is a ‘once great now terrible’ rider.
Winner: Joan Mir
Wikipedia says that Joan was once a world champion. If this is true, which it probably isn’t, the Spaniard shouldn’t be as poor as he is.
Bangkok tuk-tuk drivers
No visit to Bangkok is complete without a life-changing ride in a tuk-tuk. Marvel at the way your driver ignores all the rules of the road and speeds through the deadly traffic without a care in the world about the terrible decisions that will cost him, yours, and anyone else’s life. Whether you suffer a minor injury or a life-changing injury on a Thai tuk-tuk ride, it’s something you’ll never forget…unless you’re one of the 15% who sustain head injuries on the road.
This award goes to the craziest rider who cares little for his or anyone else’s safety.
Winner: Marc Marquez
At every race this season, we’ve seen Marc Marquez crash into his opponents with a ferocity and recklessness that has Bangkok Tuk drivers nodding their aggrieved heads in approval. And it was more of the same in Thailand.
On Saturday, Marc had no luck with the mighty 2024 Ducatis – especially the engined Bagnaia bike that was 110% in an attempt to beat George Martin. But on Sunday, it was raining and the Spanish Antichrist knew he had a chance to win… Enter the trio of tuk-tuk rides.
- Step 1: Try to reach as far as you can without worrying about the other party
- Step 2: Crash
- Step 3: Dust yourself off, start over and get someone else out of the way
Koh Lipe
One of Thailand’s many hidden gems, Koh Lipe is an island full of surprises.
This award goes to an amazing journey that went under the radar.
Winner: Johann Zarco
Zarco’s Amazing Journey to 8Th It went unnoticed amid the action (or lack thereof) that occurred elsewhere in the main tournament. Johannes, who harbors one of North Korea’s 28 state barbershops, has been Honda’s best rider of all seasons. But in the wet the Honda rider’s beret took it to the next level and absolutely humiliated his other HRC rivals – surprising given the French’s aversion to fresh water.
Lady’s child
It’s a sad fact that Thailand is full of ladyboys who parade at night to rip off fat Europeans.
This award goes to the rider who starts brilliantly but has a terrible shock at the end.
Winner: Jack Miller
It was a difficult time for Jack. The Australian is now used to being beaten by teams, but 2024 has proved to be a bad one even by his standards, taking more than double the points of team-mate Brad Binder. Then there was Pedro Acosta’s disappointment – the tofu at Miller’s BBQ.
But for once things were going Jack’s way in humid Thailand. A willing sock-kicker, the KTM rider headed his way to a podium finish with just a few laps to go.
Unfortunately, when Acosta’s addition came into view, it stole the scene and all the excitement disappeared in a blur and confusion.
Thai massage
What could be more relaxing than a Thai massage? Well, a lot of things actually. A typical Thai massage revolves around a petite woman pounding and bending your junk for an hour. Masuru specializes in making sure every part of your body suffers in ways normally reserved for the Taliban. Do you feel better afterwards? Yes. But only because it’s over.
This award goes to the driver who caused the most pain.
Winner: Franco Morbidelli
Morbidelli caused a lot of pain on Sunday:
- Physical illness for Fabio Quartarararo
- Sore throats as the Yamaha team screamed at the television when it was revealed that Morbidelli would only receive a one-lap long penalty for spoiling his rider’s race.
- Inevitably, Frankie fell and the Yamaha team was in pain from laughing
But the biggest pain was in the hearts of the Primark Ducati team who knew they had one of the four best bikes on the grid but somehow managed to get Morbidelli to ride it.
Full moon parties
Thailand’s full moon parties are legendary across the country, to the point where ‘new moon’, ‘half moon’ and ‘growing giant moon’ parties have flourished.
A typical full moon party involves drunken Europeans ‘finding themselves’ in Southeast Asia. However, after a night of cheap alcohol and drugs, it becomes less about ‘finding themselves’ and finding their passports and bags’.
This award is wondering what the hell happened to him who looks shocked and confused.
Winner: Fabio Quartarararo
Poor Fabio doesn’t know what hit him – he just did. It was morbidly.
The weekend also started on a positive note as the Frenchman finished his Yamaha on the second row. This is the mathematical equivalent of finding a man with blue hair, scientists predict.
However, on Sunday, Fabio surprised the world by being in the 5Th Space, the effect of the full moon is about to hit. And hard.
The Yamaha rider has never seen his former team-mate Frankie Morbidelli pile through him faster than a panzer coming down the Champs-Élysées. The hapless Quatarraro had no knowledge of the impending impact as the wheel was suspended in an uncontrollable manner.
Just as Fabio, the tourist at the Full Moon party, is left wandering in the sand wondering what happened, how he got there, and where his property is.
