Less than one month after Announcing a series of moves intended to speed up the pace of the gameThe PGA Tour Player Advisory Council has voted in favor of experimenting with one hour shot.
The first test will come to the Korn Ferry tour this summer. If this starting goes well, we can see hours of the shot coming to the big tour starting with some of the smallest autumn events.
Similar to other sports, Hour shot will provide strict parameters for players. Although, according to a tournament, those parameters are not as strict as it would assume. To wake up,
Those who are first leaving in their respective groups will have 70 seconds to hit; In all other situations, players will have exactly one minute. Once in green, the shot clock will turn off the respect to detail by placing the routines.
Failure to stroke front winding -the shot of the shot will result in a warning first. The second offense will also be a warning, but the official in hand is allowed to lower their voices with a little disapproval tone.
The third violation, a stronger but still polite warning, will lead to the official passive official an air horn while the player is at the top of their backs.
All subsequent violations will result in a penalty with a stroke with a heartfelt pardon (preferred letter) by the official who in turn should blow the air again on his or her face after taking a time of facilitating the club away from the air horn.
Each player will have two “time breaks” they can take to add a minute to their total time to hit, even if that minute is used to eat a banana, to discuss the theories of detachment or Look at Grant Horvat Rehabilitate the public image of Phil Mickelson.
The new rhythm standard can be deducted for a few minutes of play, but there is a 60 percent chance that, for any single round, can actually add a few minutes to play and make the problem significantly worse than normal.
“I think this is a right change to do,” Patrick Cantlay said. “Sometimes I have to stay on the road for an extra minute to wait the right smell. It”s perfect for my sponsor delta, which can now advertise how they finish a whole dormitory process at the time it takes for me to choose a club.”
One of the issues with the hours shot in the past has come down to logistics, but seems to have been resolved as the right time for each group will be provided by an army of course officials.
The tour plans to train volunteers who will be freely capable of keeping track of time. Volunteers will pay $ 500 for tournaments, taking a free T-shirt (XXL only), a golf round on the object (only unlimited frozen yogurt (only with Pistachio aroma) after their pizza hut boxing (only Pizza Hut Pizza).
Extra money from another act of calculated mediocrity is going directly to the salary of Commissioner Jay Monahan $ 23 millionAnd for his staff who has been busy trying to plan and then mysteriously cancel magnification meetings with Liv Golf leaders in the hope that you will fantasize them slowly until everyone in the Golf world forgets the last four years ever.
“This is an important day. Not only did we all place you by addressing the Slow Play issue, but we have developed another stream of income with our volunteer staff,” said PGA Tour Jay Monahan as Dr. Evil-Esque air quotes about the words “addressing”, “issue” and “volunteer”.
“I am pretending to believe that these changes can finally bring the tournament to reach the television of electricity sports programming such as Moley HoleyRe-directions of fever games in Indiana and a fierce afternoon of the day of the week between Oakland athletics and Miami Marlins. “
In a surprise move, Monahan also announced that the player’s advisory council had voted in favor of some additional improvements/slow game measures to roll this fall:
- In an action to combat the undisputed arrival of the NFL and the indisputable college college in sports TV estimates, the tournament will allow Liv Liv players to return to the autumn events.
- However, officials will randomly distribute 15-boron behavioral sentences for liv players for any cash mention they earned without any consequences. Or if the official simply, you know, feels like throwing one. Instead of swollen whistles, the official will stop the game by exploding Pxg advertising through the speakers. If given to a penalty,
DOWNThe stroke must be repeated from 15 yards away. Try breaking this course record, Bryson.
- Now there is an extended set of Classic Creator events Taking place on Wednesday in front of events in the tournament. YouTube golf that wins will be tours. If he or she beats any tour professional in the field, those players must resign their membership and Start a YouTube golf channelImmediately becoming more popular and creating a more reliable business.
- In addition to reporting the pace of game data to all tour players, it will have severe consequences for the 20 slower players on the list. All of them will only get half of their rewards in WynDham (
) Points of the hotel that accumulate on the road. Five Lower Players Do NOIn any circumstance, they are allowed to choose between the lovers of the Quiche meat and the Quiche Veggie in the hotel buffet. Only one option will be allowed. “And we will not shake for that,” Monahan said. “Have you ever had to apologize for being a WynDham Rewards () Member? I didn’t think so. ”
- And finally, all the tournament players ending outside the 200 leaders in the FedEx Cup rankings will mandate – but also given a large discount price of $ 475 – to become volunteers who pay so they can operate the shot for their former co -masters. At the time of the press, Matt Kuchar was working on a scheme to hire someone to take his place while still making them pay the full entry fee.
Editor’s Note: This story is not true. April fools’! You probably already knew so far, but we had to add a denial to some of you, Like anyone who publicly protects the Hibore driver This is clearly formed as a Dorito.
office PGA Tour at Shot Hour Institutes on Experimental Basis first appeared in MygolfSSS.
