Still is still August, which means it is still the national dog month, and if you thought Callaway was going to one and did it with Chrome Tour Corgi Edition, Boy, you were wrong.
Standing with the small dog theme, Callaway has just fallen (gently, of course) its Dachshund theme golf balls.
Why dachshunds?
Dachshunds are going through a moment. They are the yoga pants of the dog world – stringed, surprisingly popular and somewhat acceptable in public despite seeming absolutely funny. Plus, there is something poetic to play a ball with the theme after a dog educated to go to the holes.
Is there any performance value here?
You can find yourself by asking if these balls will help you play better.
PERHAPS
What if I told you The elongated silhouette of a dachshund helps in approximation? Given, I fully made it, but this is what you can go with if someone asks you why you are playing a ball that looks like it should come with a mustard and enjoy.
This is a dog joke wiener right there (obviously not particularly good).
Not a big boy (dog)?
Not a dachshund fan? Don’t worry. August is not over yet, so we will surely see Chihuahua Tour Chrome next Tuesday, followed by Chrome Tour Pomeranian. Hell, at this pace, we can even get a chrome tour see Tzu, because nothing says “Golf Performance” just like a ball behind a dog that sounds like you are cursing after your third chip shot at the risk of water.
Its long and short
Chrome Tour Dacshund Little Dacshund Keeps all the specifications of regular chrome tour technology-the same four-piece constructions, the same urethane cover, the same promise to fix your slice. The only difference is now your ball seems to have been put through a medieval torture device before you hit it.
Again, not that I’m suggesting you hit your dog.
Ultimately
I don’t know whether you are a dachshund fan or not. I’m mostly indifferent, though a friend has had one. She was a pretty sweet dog.
However, if you think that the last round of dog cans balls is for you, I suggest you act quickly. The first small edition of the dog (Chrome Tour Corgi) was quickly sold and is, inexplicably, commanding funny amounts on eBay.
Then again, I think it makes sense. Purebreds are expensive AFs.
Decent Tour Chrome Dog Dachshund small dachshund balls are available now.
office Callaway lies the national dog of the dog with Chrome Tour Dachshund Edition Small Dachshund first appeared in MygolfSSS.
