It’s still August, which means it’s still the national dog month, and if you think the Callaway was done after Corgi, Dachshund AND star Publications, you clearly have no attention.
Standing with the small dog theme, Callaway has just released (surely while dealing with Chrome tour with French Bulldog.
Why the French Bulldogs?
Well, for beginners, the French are currently the most popular dog breed in America, which means Decent It is probably the printing of money here. They have become the spice of the Latte pumpkin of the dog world – they are everywhere you look, inexplicably expensive and owned by people who think they are unique despite being exactly like everyone else.
Plus, there is something suitable for playing a top ball behind a dog that can barely breathe by walking into its food bowl, just like most of us walking up to 18.
Four versions, four attitudes
Because apparently a French Bulldog design was not enough to satisfy the apparent need of Callaway to corner the market in high -priced dog enthusiasm, they are offering four dozen special packages with balls to match the usual colors of the French coat:
Black
For the golf playing that wants their ball to look so serious and haunted as their dog after being told there could be no other treatment
Fawn
Classic choice for players who prefer their golf balls to match the permanently confused expression of their dog
Hustle
Perfect for players who want to explain to their partners playing that yes, this is technically a different color than white
Shameless
For those who could not only decide for one color and wanted their golf ball to look like we were wearing a designer sweater
Instead of getting numerous models in a single box, you get numerous ways to lose the same excess dog golf ball in the woods. How perfectly expensive for the multiple French family.
Is there any performance value here?
You can find yourself by asking if These balls will help you play better.
Suspicious.
What if I told you the accumulated face of a French bulldog helps you visualize compression in influence? Again, I did it completely, but this is what you can tell people when they ask why you are playing a ball that looks like it was crossing the first face on a wall.
This is a French joke right there (and perhaps offensive to the French owners who pay $ 4,000 for a dog that sounds like a vacuum cleaner).
Not in snoring life?
Not a French Bulldog fan? Well, we’ve finished with the dog for another year. Perhaps next year we will get Chrome Tour Pug, Chrome Tour Boston Terrier and, of course, Chrome Tour Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, because a product with that many syllables would be completely within the brand for the company that brought you Big Bertha Double Black Diamond and Paradm he smoke 340 mini driver.
Flat truth
Chrome Tour Little Dog Bulldog French Keeps all the specifications of regular chrome tour technology. The only difference is now your ball seems to be trying to breathe before you paint it and give it a good blow.
For the last time, not that I am suggesting you hit your dog.
Ultimately
I don’t know whether you are a French Bulldog fan or not. Speaking statistically, you are probably, as all and their Yoga instructor seem to have one now.
However, if you think the last round of dog balls Callaway is for you, I suggest you act quickly. Because dogs are great and we love them, these points tend to sell quickly.
And unlike the current French bulldogs, these balls do not cost more than the payment of your car.
Tour Callaway Chrome Tour Little French Bulldog Golf Golf are available now.
office Callaway goes basic with Chrome Tour Little French Bulldog Edition first appeared in MygolfSSS.
