Look, we all know what’s going on here. Callaway wants to say “Tecmo Bowl” but, you know, trademark. So we get “retro football” in the country. And honestly? I’m fine with him because Tecmo Bowl is a pound for the biggest playing games games ever made, and anyone who disagrees can send me hatred mail from their AOL account.
Chrome Tour Retro Football The collection contains four pixel -inspired designs that “capture the nostalgia of Gridiron’s classic action”, which is the corporation to talk about “We made your golf balls look like they are running in a nintendo from 1989.”
With a msrp of 60 dollars a dozen (You can get them cheaper), these are more expensive than your standard chrome tour. It is clear not because of those licensing costs they obviously do not pay. It should be the theme packaging from video games. The boxes are not cheap, people.
Formation
Will dozine contain all four separate player models – three balls of each. Here’s who is getting:
Line
This is Lawrence Taylor without saying it is Lawrence Taylor. One of the toughest players, changing the game to ever terrorize the quarterbacks. The man redefined what he meant to play defense and shorten some careers in the process. If your golf ball could remove someone, that would be the one to do it.
Back
It’s Bo Jackson, people. The largest athlete with two sports of my generation and, in terms of “Retro Football”, the excessive, unstoppable force in the history of sports games. Anyone who played Tecmo Bowl knows the filthy secret: getting Raiders and running with Bo was essentially a code of deception. He would break seven solutions, exceed all protection and score from anywhere on the field. It was almost unjust comic. Your younger brother probably cried for that. Mine did.
Defense counsel
This would be John Elway, a master of returning the fourth quarter and perhaps the strongest arm owner in the NFL history. The man could throw a football through a car wash and would come out dry on the other side. At Tecmo Bowl, his crossings traveled so quickly they bowed to the continuity of time in space. Or at least that’s how he felt when he got your protection.
Spacious
Jerry Rice. Look, I never appreciated when he was playing. I was a fan of cowboys before Jerry Jones bought the team and destroy everything. The guy suck. The cowboy nipple. What was I saying? Oh straight, Jerry Rice. The man caught everything. Everything he ran so accurate that the defensive backs are still staggering. He is the greatest recipient of all time, and is not particularly close. Even in 8-bit form, he was unstoppable.
Ultimately
Will Pixeled Football Legends help you 80? Maybe not. But when you spend one on the tree, you can at least pretend that you are wrongly running like him a guy who everyone remembers from Tecmo Bowl.
Chrome Tour Retro Football The collection proves that Callaway understands its demographics: boys who peaked in 1991 and still argue if you can beat Mike Tyson in Punch-Out without using any code.
Golf balls Callaway Chrome Tour retro football golf are available now.
office Callaway goes 8-bit with Chrome Tour Retro Edition Football first appeared in MygolfSSS.
