It’s still August, which means it’s still the national dog month, and if you think the Callaway was done after Corgi AND Dachshund Publications, think again.
Standing with the small dog theme, Callaway has just released (delicate, on a Louis Vuitton carrier) its Yorkie-Tour Tour Golf balls.
Why Yorkies?
Yorkies always looked like bait you use to catch a larger dog. But they are sweet, I think, and people absolutely lose their minds on them. They are the trophy of the dog world’s participation – small, shiny and are usually held by someone who is very proud of this.
Plus, there is something suitable for playing a top ball behind a dog that spends more time in a bag than on Earth, just like most of our golf balls spend more time in the woods than on the road.
A short aside … My cousin has a yorkie. He is obsessed with him. He used to take him everywhere or had his mother to come and sit down as he went out. Super-weird situations. The dog is weak, but this is probably because I don’t know what to do when his feet are actually on earth. All this says more about my cousin than the dog.
I dig
Is there any performance value here?
You can find yourself by asking if these Tour Chrome Tour Yorkie Golf Balls Will help you play better.
Is unlikely.
What if I were telling you a yorkie’s silk silk pattern helps lower the crawl for extra distance? I did it, but this is what you can tell people when they ask why you are playing a ball that seems to have to come with a matching bow.
Sadly, this is my best Yorkie joke right there, though it’s probably correct for 85 percent of Yorkies on Instagram).
Not a dog with purse?
Not a Yorkie fan? Don’t worry. August is not over yet and who knows what else Callaway has hid in their designer dog bag. Something tells me there is at least one coming.
The little truth
Chrome Tour Little Yorkie Dog Keeps all the specifications of regular chrome tour technology. The only difference is that now your ball seems to need a grooming meeting before you hit it with your driver.
Again, not that I’m suggesting you hit your dog.
Ultimately
I don’t know whether you are a fan of Yorkie or not. I think they’re fine, though I’ve never realized I have spent $ 2,000 on something that weighs less than a golf ball sleeve.
However, if you think that the last round of dog cans balls is for you, I suggest you act quickly. Callaway dog editions (in all sizes) usually sell quickly and end up commanding funny amounts on eBay.
Then again, Yorkie people are accustomed to paying for small things.
Callaway Chrome Tour Little Yorkie Dog Golf balls are available now.
office Callaway becomes precious with Chrome Tour Dog Yorkie Edition first appeared in MygolfSSS.
